the unsuspecting witness chronicles

-Say you witness something. Or stumble accross information that you wish you never knew. You cant really unlearn it or wish it away. So you just block it out of your mind and never think of it again right? Pretend it never happened.

-But is that such a good idea?

-Perhaps you should confront the person? But what if it doesnt really matter anymore. Is it worth digging up old bones for the sake of getting it off your chest?

-It may not be pertinent. It might be. Specially if it affects someone you know and love. Or does it? What they dont know wont hurt them.

-I think maybe its that persons burden and not my own. Ill let them continue to deal with it as they see fit. I would imagine they wouldve taken the time to think it over to arrive at their own conclusion. So thats it then.

-Put it out of your mind. Easy as that? Well not easy. But it has to be done. Never think of it again. Bury it. Dont mark it with an X for later.

-Me

Are we growing up, or just going down?

Theres a drug in the thermostat to warm the room up

and another around to help me bend your trust 

Got a sunset in my veins

and I would have to take a pill to make this town seem ok

-Falloutboy

Twitter

@Perilous_loop

to quote incubus(which is something i do sparingly...)

dont ask. dont tell. follow(me on twitter).

Bullets everywhere!

• Anxious about tonight.
• God works in freaking mysterious ways. He has a way of putting things in your head when you dont want them there. And when you ignore him, he slaps you via your friends.
• coheed and cambria rock
• i dont like the word rock anymore unless partaining to geological stuff.
• nobody posts blogs anymore :(
• bullet added for space
• another bullet added for space
• my phone has been goin off the hook today with people
• it feels good to have a new friend in my life.
• Phil is dark red.
• Time consumer is coheeds best song imo
• imo is stupid... what a lame abbrev...
• lol
• mariaaaaa myyyyy staaaaaar ma-athew goodni-i-ight
• its hard to keep your mind off something when you are consciously aware that whatever your doing is just keeping your mind off something else...
• Frik!!!!
• (Eeeeeh Shabutie!)(<---Thats for Jon...Whoooshaw freaky-zeekie.)
• Ergh,..,.,ejlsheufhsuehuhkshkehfkhskjdhkjhkbvxbcvkjsdhkfshdkfhskhjisoosehfioshjf
• How do you win the lottery without ever buying a ticket?....
• Im gonna get on netflix and watch the office or something...

With Fingers Crossed, and our hearts on our sleeves, we press onward.

-Me

How to: Shorty

Hello!!! Welcome to another great edition of...

Dang!! I would love to start using that, but I have no idea how to use it properly...

Todays word is....----Shorty.

Shorty, or Shortay, Shawtay, is a term of endearment for a girl you like. Be warned, this word is not for the novice! Only advanced raconteurs should attempt a word of this magnitude! When spoken aloud without autotune, one may often feel awkward. If not yelled properly, you will get lots of stares from anyone in your general vicinity. I find, there is a pre-arranged way to use this word that the average person may not know. The key is to yell it, without as much volume as a yell, and with your falsetto, or 'throat' voice. It is a very difficult maneuver and can frequently leave the user in a state of sheer panic after he has realised his grave mistake! Herein lies the common rookie mistake which I, personally, have had many emails regarding. Wait no longer friends, here is the tip! If you know you butchered it and are risking dismemberment by your african-american compadres, all you have to do is this:

Step 1: This is the most important step of all!!! MAKE NO EYE CONTACT! As long as this rule is observed carefully, you have a chance. Quickly in your head, devise on a scale of one to ten, how awefull it was. 1 being T-pain, and 10 being white-nerd-with-squeeky-voice. Take that number, and if you are white, multiply it by 3. Take that number, and for each point, give yourself roughly 5 seconds of no eye contact. If you used a calculator to add up your total, go ahead and just walk away in shame...

Step 2: Square your shoulders. Tilt your head back slightly. Bring the left side of your lips up and puff them out a little bit. I find it helps to envision the superstar Bono. Or even Jim from 'The Office'.

Step 3: If shawty doesnt respond with a calm 'yeah, whatsup?' look(You know the one), Then get the heck out of there as fast as you can...

If you follow these rules, then you(YES YOU!) can be on your way to using yet another difficult american slang. 

Sincerely,

-Me

I'll need a volunteer. How about you, with the eyes?

What is it with ferraro furniture!?!? Lol...

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:)

(*boxxy rawrawrawr*)

-Me

P.S... not trollin'...

Fall seven times, stand up eight.

per·se·ver·ance  [pur-suh-veer-uhns] 
–noun
1.  steady persistence in a course of action, in spite of difficulties, obstacles, or discouragement.

Ok God, I typed it. Somebody out there needs to read this, I just cant figure out who... Good luck whoever you are.

Best regards,

-Me

Pedro the Lion - Discretion

Deciding which song to use, I completely got sidetracked off my original thought. Then I returned and remembered what I wanted to do. Stupid facebook...

Now the song. I recommend you hit play, then read on. If you have a strong adversion to amazing music, then maybe you should just sit this one out (And then delete lady gaga off your computer). So heres the jam. Its by the guy behind the band Pedro the Lion. His name, David Bazan.(Buh-Zon if you were wondering.) The song is oppropriately titled 'Discretion' and contains a single 'wordy-dird'.

Heres the lyrics so you can better understand the deal

Having no idea
That his youngest son was dead
The farmer and his sweet young wife
Slept soundly in his bed
In the shadow of the mountain
As the cattle hung their heads

Grazing only feet from
Where the broken body lay
It would lay undiscovered
For another several days
When the farmer would find vultures
At their banquet in the hay

The killer traveled eastbound
In a golden brown sedan
Weighing his most recent
Deviation from the plan
Counting down the hours
Until the sun came up again

Hired to hit the farmer
By the farmer's asshole son
He had not yet decided
Between poison or a gun
When suddenly, he realized
He would not use either one

Now if you cant quite 'get it', its a murder. My take is there are two sons. One being the 'Youngest son' and the other, the 'Asshole son'. The farmer/father, sees vulteres in the field where his cattle are grazing so he runs to check it out. Turns out its his dead 'youngest son'. So either due to the mourning process, or what have you, the farmer alienates his other son who then becomes 'asshole son'. That son feeling betrayed, hires a hit on his dad. The hitman, while figuring out how to kill the farmer, realizes that the best way would be by killing his other son, thus eliminating the rotten son, and emotionaly murdering the father. 

So thats my perception of the story so eloquently told by Mr. Bazan. Maybe my view is slightly less cynical then the others ive come across.... What do you think?

-Me

30 Rock

I am officially loving 30 Rock. I thought it was gonna be a super crap preppy show but its not. Its pretty great. Kenneth is my hero.  ^-------^

-Me

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-M

OwlSmackedFoReal

Ohsnapthisblogjustgotlotsofcoloursplashedonit!!!!! Ilikeit. It'shardtofindaballanceofcolourwithoutblindingyourself. KnowwhatImean?

Monday on a Tuesday =(

Sweet dang. I thought I just got away with skipping Monday all together. Nope...

Its some kind of black hole vortex stuff happening. Yesterday was monday, but it was a sunday. I thought it was a saturday at first but it was deffinately a sunday. Now today, should be a tuesday, but nope! Its a monday somehow. I wanted it to be a tuesday cause thats like the official start of the week for me.

Garbage

-Me

One One : One One

• As im typing this im still mulling over the last 'Godspeed you!' song I just heard. Its long and robust and fresh as the day I first heard it 5 years ago.
• Its about 2:00 and im not tired at all.
• I dont want to get on Facebook right now...which is why im here.
• ...
• Next time someone asks "How are you?" Im totally gonna reply with: "Purple! How are you?"
• I totally would go to walmart right now.
• Owl smacked
• Sweet Tea
• I want Sunnys barbecue right now
• Bullet lists are the best way to list random ideas. Its like all the thoughts are in my head swimming around and im plucking them all out one-by-one.
• Coconut
• Passion Pit is playing in orlando soon. So is Silversun Pickups. Everyone wants me to see Passion pit but I actually would rather go see SSP...
• Its
• A
• Trap
• !

I found that whenever I need to think, the pier with the Ankh/7 memorial statue behind the BK on US1 is the best place to be. Its so relaxing. I dont think its so much the sounds of the area, as it is the feeling of constant pressure on your entire body from the breeze. I find that constant pressure increeeedibly soothing.

So today I wished on an 11:11. I used to do that all the time when I was younger, but then I grew up. Now I miss it. I think im gonna start it up again. Its not like im gonna see a shooting star anytime soon... Im thirsty....Brb

Upon going into the kitchen for a drink, I came back and googled 11:11 wish. I found a sortof rulebook that is pretty funny. After all I gotta make sure im doin it right. Heres a bit of it.

First, seeing 11:11 must be spontaneous. One cannot see 11:08 on the clock and then wait for 11:11 to appear. Seeing it on a digital clock seems to have more power than an analog. It works with either a.m. or p.m. but the latter seems to have a bit more strength. The wish must be made right away and can be either verbalized or simply a part of one's inner monologue. If the wish is made on a room in which multiple clocks are in view, one clock must be made the focus of your wish. What you wish for must not only be fairly specific but within the realm of 11:11 possibility. You cannot think "I wish for world peace" and expect it to happen. However, you might wish to receive a financial windfall within the next two months and then have it happen.

Of course, once you spontaneously look at your digital clock and see it is on 11:11 you must immediately look away while you are making your wish. If you look back at it, or any other clock, before it has turned to 11:12 then the wish is blown. Likewise, after looking away and making your wish you cannot count down the seconds. You must wait for what you determine to be a reasonable amount of time before looking back at the same clock to see the time has changed. Compound wishes tend to be a bit problematic. If you were to make a wish to "Meet a beautiful, smart, redhead who is from Michigan and has green eyes and plays the violin" you might get some or one of those things.

My pseudo research in this area continues. I could itemize all of the 11:11 wishes that have come true in the past two years. But in the same way that ill-matched pylon crystals on the 70's TV show "Land of the Lost" could have negative consequences if matched in the wrong combination, I fear that to reveal too much might skew the system. I'm already probably giving away too much. I'm sure I've already jinxed myself. But I'm not superstitious. I promise. Really.

Best Wishes-

-Me

You know when you get a song stuck in your head?

Sir-r-r-r-rrrr! Ya Bref sta-a-a-a-aaaank!!

-KJ52

I know this could easily be a FB status update thingy but um... Naaahhh...

-Me

Survival this week

This song has been single handedly getting me through this week. Its by M83 called Teen Angst.
It looses something if its not listened to at the loudest volume you can get.
It could be the soundtrack of the universe being created.



Ok. Bye

-Me

Risks

Why the hell dont I take risks?? Ughhh..... What is wrong with me?? Theres this thing I want to do but im afraid of the outcome. It could be the best thing to ever happen, or it could fall to pieces and the world will implode in on itself... End of life as I know it. Maybe not that severe but something will definately get screwed the f up. Ugh.
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Dont you hate it when you are arguing with yourself over an important decision. You imagin what it would be like on the good side and all the amazing things that would happen, but then.. You realize that none of those things have actually happened... Then your train of thought moves to, 'Well why havent I just done it already???', and that takes you full circle back to RISK TAKING!

I hate it all.

Very, Very, Very much.




Yeah im done.




-Me