Tic-Attack!!!!!!!

So heres one fore all you creative junkies out there! I have a problem of epic proportions.

How many times has this happened to you: Im in an important meeting and I feel the need for a tac. So I pull out my awkward plastic container and put 4 or 5 in my mouth only to realize im being obnoxiously loud and everyones leering at me. A riot ensues as I get 20 hungry hands aimed at me, and I just lost my job...

Therein lies the eternal tic tac conundrum. Ive already scowered the interweb but a common solution sadly does not exist  :/

I need a way to carry tacs without them being obnoxiously loud. I cant have a loud shaking in my pocket everywhere I go can I? Nope. Im trying to get creative but all I got was a tiny zip bag... pill sized objects in a zip bag?... A tad questionable...

Heres my requirements

1 - I need a seal. Freshness is next to Godliness, or something like that. At the minimum, I dont want them loose in my pocket :)

2 - I need stealthyness! Minimal noise is the aim!

3 - Slightly less important - I would rather avoid it looking like im getting 'a fix'. Thats why the zip baggy is discredited :p awkwardness...

4 - Durability. Also not as important, but itll be in my pocket all day so it might need to withstand sharp keys, pocket knifes, etc...

5 - A thumbprint scanner to avoid tac theft? (Think about it. Get back to me.)

Im sure ill figure out something. What if I took SaranWrap and a rubberband... nevermind.

-Me