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---Things that are Amazing---

#1 - Jenga. Its pretty much the greatest game of all time. You have strategy, wit, and all with such a minimal package. I mean, stacking wooden blocks? Who can think up something like that!? It can single-handedly drum up every possible emotion you posses from anger, to joy, to sadness, to jelousy, to surprise, to fear. Think about it. Now go and play a stack.

#2 - Slurpees. Who would want to drink a normal beverage when you can drink it partially frozen. Its like a drink on steroids! Couple it with a solid metal straw and you have an experience that is indeed, amazing!

#3 - Batman. whaaaaaaaaaaaat!

#4 - Quoting Disney Movies. "Honey!- What? -Wheres my super suit? -Why do you need to know? -Woman! The public is in danger! -My evening is in danger!" or throwing out the occasional Hakuna Matata...

#5 - Finding someones tell. Whether its joshua scratching his cheek, or jen tapping her fingers, finding someones tell is like unlocking their soul! You know what they are thinking despite what they want you to think.

#6 - The Knuckle bump. Imagine, Your chilling with your friends, drinking slurpees, and quoting disney movies when batman walks in. You turn to the nearest friend aaaand >Knuckle bump<>

#7 - Seinfeld. Buh-buh-bum-bumbummmm Puhpuh Tss-Tss Ahhhh!      <---Theme song. Oh yeah.

#8 - Wearing womens socks. Every guy (except joshua apparently...) secretly knows what its like to wear womens socks. Usually it starts as an accidental thing(Oops these arent -my- socks!). Or maybe your out of clean socks, so you borrow your moms. Either way, womens socks are like wearing a cloud. Are you even wearing shoes? Who knows! Your comfy and you really dont care if they might be pink or not...

#9 - Spotting a mullet. Every once in a while in a tiny rural area such as the amazing titusville(%), you spot a man sporting this masterpiece atop his dome. The mullet. Who cares if it makes you a social outcast! You love the mullet! Business in the front, Party in the back. Enjoy the silent laughter and pointing of the pre-teens stalking you at walmart! You deserve it for being so cool! Heres to you mullet man!